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Alessandra Ambrosio looking goddamn hot in Elle

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:45:29 +0000

There is never really a time when Alessandra Ambrosio doesn’t look hot. Although I’m still convinced she has funky nipples which is why she never shows them. But anyhow, no nipples or not, in this photoshoot for Elle Magazine, she is looking hotter than ever.

17 pics after the jump

Rosie Huntington knows how to sell clothes

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 20:37:33 +0000

Designer Thomas Wylde has the right idea. If you want to sell some shitty over priced clothes, don’t bother advertising the shitty over priced clothes. Instead, take a smoking hot piece of ass like Rosie Huntington and get her naked. That will get people’s attention.

14 NSFW pics after the jump

What up Daniela Urzi?

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:54:37 +0000

Hot Argentine model Daniela Urzi

21 pics after the jump

Adrianne Curry is an attention whore

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:43:29 +0000

Nice girls don’t post pictures of their ass on twitter

Jenni is hot….. and naked

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 03:47:18 +0000

This is one of my favorite sluts out there. She is just so damn cute. And she has NO PROBLEM getting naked at the drop of a hat, as you will see with these pictures.

After the jump there are 20 not even remotely close to safe for work pics after the jump. It’s actually passed the point of NSFW. It’s flat out porn. So you have been warned.

I love you Craigslist

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 01:45:14 +0000

Sarah Hyland bikini pics

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:40:30 +0000

You might not now the name Sarah Hyland. She plays the oldest daughter on the show Modern Family (Which is a pretty awesome show by the way). She is also pretty hot. I know on the show she is like 15 or 16 or some shit. But don’t worry, in real life she is 19 (and a half) so don’t feel all bad if you happen to get an erection.

13 pics after the jump

Amanda Seyfried gets all slutty for Esquire

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:27:46 +0000

I haven’t been able to decide yet if this chick is hot or not. Sometimes she looks smoking hot, other times she looks gross. Sometimes it looks like her hair is the same color of her skin, which is really weird. I don’t know, maybe I’ve become jaded and am just overly picky

Anyhow, 4 pics after the jump, I’ll let you decide

What up Isabela Soncini?

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:23:23 +0000

Hot Brazilian model Isabela Soncini

20 pics after the jump

Gemma Atkinson is still alive

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:19:17 +0000

It’s been a long hot minute since I’ve done a post about Gemma Atkinson. That is mainly because she hasn’t really done shit in like a year. But here she is in some sort of lingerie shoot, with her big British boobs looking all slutty. So cheers to her, and her big British boobs

13 pics after the jump