Sleeping Monkey

I admit, I’m a fan of the show Chuck. Although I do think that they should have ended it last year they had a pretty solid ending, not it’s kinda jumped the shark. But if they want to keep having scenes with Yvonne Strahovski in a bikini, then I support their decision. Hell, maybe they should just make a half hour show of her in a bikini doing jumping jacks or something. I’d watch that.

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The team that ESPN has commentating their basketball games is fucking pathetic. I don’t mind Jeff Van Gundy so much, he’s just a bitter asshole, and being a bitter asshole myself I can relate. David Aldridge is annoying, he just likes to hear himself talk. Once he gets started he never shuts the fuck up.

Then You have Mark Jackson. Goddamn you Mark Jackson.

This guy is trying sooooooooo hard to have some sort of iconic catch phrase, like John Madden’s “BOOM” or Marv Albert’s “Yes!” or any of the other people.

But his is so fucking stupid, and when he says it, it doesn’t make any fucking sense. A catch phrase is supposed to go with something, a big hit, a touch down, a slam dunk, a home run, SOMETHING.

But every time I hear Jackson randomly blurt out “Mama There goes that man” I come close to punching my TV. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHUT UP!

I know Jackson has been trying hard to get a coaching job in the NBA, and despite the fact he is a semi retarded douche bag, I hope some piece of shit team like New Jersey or Indiana hire him, just so I’m not forced to listen to his verbal diarrhea while he commentates games.

Jesus, he might actually even be worse than Joe Morgan and Tim McCarver.

Oh yeah, I went there

I know most of you aren’t 80 years old, so you don’t watch Wheel of Fortune. But last night they had a collection of the 3 biggest idiots on the face of the earth on there. It was the easiest answer ever and they missed it 5 times. ONCE WHEN THE ENTIRE THING WAS SPELLED OUT!

I generally hate Jimmy Kimmel. But this shit is pretty funny

I don’t really know much about this Eva Amurri chick. I saw her on some talk show and she sort of annoyed the shit out of me. She is on the show Californication, which I stopped watching after the first season because it got too redundant. But apparently this chick is on it, and she gets naked in ever damn episode. Granted she does not have a face that is very pleasing on the eyes, but she does have some fantastic boobies. The pictures after the jump are NSFW by the way.

NSFW pics after the jump

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