Sleeping Monkey

Designer Thomas Wylde has the right idea. If you want to sell some shitty over priced clothes, don’t bother advertising the shitty over priced clothes. Instead, take a smoking hot piece of ass like Rosie Huntington and get her naked. That will get people’s attention.

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This is one of my favorite sluts out there. She is just so damn cute. And she has NO PROBLEM getting naked at the drop of a hat, as you will see with these pictures.

After the jump there are 20 not even remotely close to safe for work pics after the jump. It’s actually passed the point of NSFW. It’s flat out porn. So you have been warned.

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I have no idea who the hell this chick is. She is apparently one of those British “glamour” models that does nothing but pose in magazines naked and tell stupid stories about the one time they peed their paints, or when they shit themselves while being fucked up the ass in a parking lot. But there is one thing I do know about Rosie Jones, and that is that she has some big ass boobies on her. And she is pretty hot too.

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You know, all these years I have been pimping the hotness of Alessandra Ambrosio, I have never, not once come across any topless pictures of her. Not once. She is seriously just about the only Victoria’s Secret model I’ve never found any of. Judging from the these pictures I think I know why. It might be a bad angle, or bad lighting or the weird see through shirt she is wearing, but to me it looks like she has weird, big, nasty nipples. If that is true, it’s kinda sad.

5 pictures after the jump which are pretty NSFW since you can sort of see a nipple in one pictures, and she isn’t wearing a bottom in another showing her ass in all it’s glory

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Nothing really say class more than showing up to a charity event wearing a see through dress and now bra. So God Bless you Elizabeth Hurley. Ya know for being in her mid 40’s she is still pretty hot, granted not Diane Lane hot, but I would still do her. Plus she has some really nice boobies.

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I have no idea who Lara Stone is, nor do I know what Interview Magazine is. But what I do know is this Lara Stone person has a pretty busted face, but a pretty smoking body, and she is naked in these pictures.

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Jesus, you know, usually Playboy shoots are not all that hot, no matter how hot the chick is. But this time, Dear God it’s terrible. When ever they have celebrities as the centerfold, 99% of the time the chicks NEVER show their bush. It’s always bullshit artistic topless shows that show next to nothing, some times barely a nipple, and if there is bush it’s just a tiny bit. Well Lisa Rinna went ll out, full bush shots, legs spread, she went totally porn dirty on this set.

But even still, it’s god awful. Apparently no amount of air brushing can make this chick actually look good. She reminds me of someones mom. She looks like she is about 60. It’s actually boarder line gross.

There are 16 NSFW pics after the jump if you have the stomach for it.

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I have no idea what in gods name this is from, or even for, but it has Rosie Huntington showing off her boobs. So to that I only have 1 thing to say.

Thank You Jesus

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Well, much like the Melissa Satta chick from down below, seems Abbey Clancy also did a naked body paint shoot for the SI Swuinsuit Issue. These might even actually be a little hotter.

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I don’t know what DT Magazine is, but it seems like every couple weeks I run across some batch of pictures from a new issue which has a hot slut in very slutty poses, usually naked, or at least topless. This time it’s Heidi Klum. Is it just me, or does she seem to keep getting hotter the older she gets? I thought she was hot as hell 15 years ago, and now days I think she is even hotter, and that’s with popping out a whole bunch of kids. Every day it makes me hate Seal more and more that he gets to tap dat ass. And I already hated Seal to begin with. Anyhow, the pictures after the jump are pretty NSFW, and I learned 2 things from them, either Heidi Klum has tiny nipples, or DT Magazine photoshops then off. And the second thing is She is not shaved. You’ll see

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I have never actually heard of this Melissa Satta person. But holy hell is she hot. Every year the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue takes a bunch of hot broads, gets then naked and paints shit on them. This year Melissa Satta is one of those hot broads. I would totally do dirty nasty things to her. The pictures after the jump can be considered NSFW I guess, since she is naked after all.

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oh so hot

A couple weeks ago I posted a set of pictures from this naked photoshoot Miranda Kerr did for GQ. They were hot as usual. But goddamn, here are the shots that didn’t make the cut. To be honest I think these pictures are actually hotter than the ones that made it in the magazine. There are 8 pictures after the jump, and for the most part I would consider them to be pretty much NSFW

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Lucy Pinder is british. Lucy Pinder is a british model. Lucy Pinder is a british model with gigantic boobies. Lucy Pinder is a british model. Lucy Pinder is a british model with gigantic boobies who loves to show them off ever chance she gets. That’s really all you need to know about her. Here she is in the latest issue if Nuts Magazine (what ever the hell that is, I think it’s the UK version of FHM or something). Although unlike us American prudes, they show boobies in their magazines. And her boobies are out in full force for this photoshoot. The pics after the jump are NSFW

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So there is this calendar for Perelli, yes the tire company. And this calendar is like the most fucking awesome thing on the face of the earth. Featuring Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington, Ana Beatriz Barros, Lily Cole, Daisy Lowe, Marloes Horst, Abbey Lee, Catherine McNeil, Eniko Mihalik, Georgina Stojiljkovic, and Gracie Carvalho all nude. I have no idea how in gds name a freakin’ shitty tire company managed to pull off this level of awesomeness. But bravo to them. I just bought 4 new tires a month ago (not Pirelli) but after seeing this I’m tempted to go out to my garage and slash them and go buy some Pirelli’s. Obviously the pictures after the jump are NSFW

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OK, the good news, is I have a new batch of topless pictures from a celebrity out on the beach. Sounds good right? Well, now the bad part, said celebrity is Donatella Versace. So I warn you before you click. These pictures are not only safe for work, they are also not safe for an erection. After looking at these there is a very good chance your penis will be like ‘Peach out yo!” and file abuse charges on you. Same goes for your eyes. So you have been warned. I’m going to go throw up now

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I don’t really know why I like the show Community, but I do. Maybe it’s because it gives that poor bastard Chevy Chase some much needed work. One thing I do know for sure is that the blonde on the show who plays Britta (Gillian Jacobs) is pretty damn hot. She looked familiar when I saw the show but couldn’t remember where I had see her from, then I remembers it was in the godawful movie “Choke”. Oh man that movie was so bad. But she played a stripper in the movie, and had a topless scene. And in case you are wondering, yet, she does have fairly nice boobies on her. Maybe once Community gets cancelled she will be on some HBO show where she can show them more often. Pics after the jump are NSFW

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