Sleeping Monkey

Somewhere right now Corey Feldman is crying into an Aldi’s brand version of Rice Krispies, devistated that he won’t get $500 to be in a new season of The Two Coreys.

From the news wire off the internets

Actor and former teen idol Corey Haim has died at the age of 38, the Los Angeles Police Department has confirmed to KTLA.

Haim died at 2:15 a.m. Wednesday of an apparent accidental overdose, according to the LAPD’s North Hollywood Division.

Coroner’s Lt. Cheryl MacWillie said an autopsy would determine an official cause of death.

Haim was found unresponsive inside a unit at the Oakwood Apartment Complex, located between Burbank and the Hollywood Hills, police said.

The Canadian-born actor, who has struggled with drug addiction, was pronounced dead Providence St. Joseph’s Medical Center in Burbank, police said.

I actually just read this and damn near creamed in my pants a little

“Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively wants to shed her teeny-bopper image – by shedding her clothes for “Playboy”! And she’s asking a whopping $2.5 million to bare it all for the cameras!

“‘Playboy’ had already been calling her — she figures a ‘Playboy’ spread now will really give her some heat in her career. [Gossip Girl] has been a hit with teens, but she says she doesn’t want to get lumped in with the Jonas Brothers! Posing nude would certainly distance her from her tween fans and put her in the adult world.”

Apparently the old fart is haggling over the price. SHUT THE FUCK UP OLD MAN AND PAY THE CHICK.

When you have one of the hottest pieces of ass in the world, at the height of her career, while she is still young, who WANTS to pose for your shitty magazine. YOU MAKE THE FUCKING DEAL!

I’ve never given Playboy a single cent of mine. But if they had Blake Livelt in there, it would be the first, and only $6 of mine they would ever get.

Playboy has been teetering on bankruptcy for years, and if that senile old fart manages to fuck this one up then they deserve to go under

If you are like myself and can’t get enough of Ms. Lively you can see 400+ more pictures HERE

Not only does Rip Torn sound like a drunk retard with a cock in it’s mouth, but he also likes to spend his friday nights getting shit faced and trying to rob banks!

Torn, 78, was being held on $100,000 bond after state police responded to an alarm at the Litchfield Bank in Salisbury, the Connecticut town where the actor lives, and found him inside the closed bank “with a loaded revolver” and “highly intoxicated,” according to a police report issued on Saturday.

He was charged with burglary, criminal trespass and criminal mischief and weapons charges.

Torn, who won an Emmy for “The Larry Sanders Show” in 1992, has most recently appeared in several episodes of “30 Rock” as network head Don Geiss. He starred in the hit film “Men in Black” and its sequel, as well as scores of other films and television shows over six decades. He was nominated for an Oscar for “Cross Creek” in 1983, two years before his wife, Geraldine Page, won the Best Actress Oscar.

I guess those royalty checks for Freddy got Fingered and Down Periscope aren’t paying as much as he thought. And perhaps he should have taken notes when he was filming The Almost Perfect Bank Robbery. But he was probably too busy trying to bang Brooke Shields.

Although usually I just bitch about how much I hate such and such movie, but I’m going to say something good for once. If you haven’s seen it I would HIGHLY recommend seeing Eulogy. It’s easily in my top 10 favorite movies of the decade. Just pure awesomeness. If you have netflix check it out. Or if you are a cheap bastard and get your movies illegally off the net somewhere.

Well, seems like everyone favorite little person has been arrested. According to Radaronline…

Coleman’s arrest follows his wife being arrested on a domestic violence charge last year after they battled.

A law enforcement source told RadarOnline.com that the “Different Strokes” actor is being held on $1725 bail but refused to specify if police had specifically sought to pick up Coleman or if his arrest had been the result of a chance encounter with police. “He’s been booked. He’s in the jail right now,” the law enforcement source told RadarOnline.com.

Coleman is married to Shannon Price. The star said that the couple married on August 28, 2007 on her 22nd birthday. Things have been rocky ever since.

UPDATE: Gary Coleman remains in jail Monday morning.