Sleeping Monkey

What better way is there to make kids to read, than to show some big ole titties

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Here is proof

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Wowza, I always knew Marisa Miller was hot and I would pay money to make sex with her, but her over all hotness always distracted me from the fact that she has such a grade A ass on her. Jesus christ, I’d like to curl up and be friends with that thing. She was at the Super Bowl for some lame ass Direct TV “celebrity” flag football thing. And her ass is SO epic, that even one of those fags from the Twighlight movie couldn’t help but stare at it.

See: Homo approved

Anyhow, a bunch more pictures of Ms Miller after the jump

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I don’t know why, but I just saw this picture and started laughing like a retard. It’s not even really all that funny, for for some reason it just hit me and I was giggling like a little school girl

I know most of you aren’t 80 years old, so you don’t watch Wheel of Fortune. But last night they had a collection of the 3 biggest idiots on the face of the earth on there. It was the easiest answer ever and they missed it 5 times. ONCE WHEN THE ENTIRE THING WAS SPELLED OUT!

Most of you probably have no idea who this guy is. It’s Lindsay Lohan’s dad. And he is pretty awesome. Any dude who kicks a chick in the vagina is awesome as far as I’m concerned. Apparently he has this really long history of beating the shit out of his wife. Granted it was probably justified. But still..

According to the documents, Erin claims Michael physically abused her on the following dates…

Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan “slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday.

Feb. 2008: Michael “punched Erin in the mouth” because she had a male friend on Facebook

March 2008: Michael “whipped a computer cord” at her face but she blocked it with her hand … causing a laceration.

May 5, 2008: Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the ribs.”

May 2008: Michael “kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain.”

June 2008: Michael “spit in Erin’s face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist.” Then he “yelled at her to ’stop crying cunt — other people will see you — if they see you, I will kill you!’”

If there is one thing 2009 has brought onto the world, it is that god awful auto-tune bullshit is in ever pop song. God that’s annoying. Why not just say fuck it and do away with the people. You don’t even have to sing, you could have some person just sit there and read lyrics (which is literally what they do in most cases) then just auto-tune it however way you want. It sounds stupid, it all sounds the same and sounds like retarded robots.

I have however found one good thing that has come out of this nonsense, and that is the Auto-Tune the news videos. Here is the one on the Climate Summit

I generally hate Jimmy Kimmel. But this shit is pretty funny