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Here’s a shock. A New Marisa Miller Victoria’s Secret bikini photoshoot. It’s not like there isn’t one of these every week. Not that I’m complaining.

33 pics after the jump

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Dirty little minx. But I fully support what ever the hell it is she is doing here.

6 ass-tastic pics after the jump

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Most of you are probably asking yourself, who the hell is Lara Bingle? Well, she is a super hot Australian model. She’s not too popular here, but she is hella popular in the land down under. Just like Paul Hogan and Men at Work. But unlike Paul Hogan and Men at Work, I would totally do the shit out of her. She also has one hell of a little popper on her too.

12 more pictures of said pooper after the jump

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There isn’t really much to say here. I know everyone who comes to this site is a pervert. So you know damn well you are going to click the link. On a side note, a few weeks ago I was at home, I was in bed watching TV. I was watching the History Channel which is channel 63, watching a sweet Cities of the Underworld show. But when it was over it went into the non history bullshit with gangs and shit. So I was like, fuck that see what else is on TV. So I was clicking down the stations. But didn’t get far. The batteries in my remote died and I only made it to channel 61, which is the Disney Channel. Hanna Montana was on. And fuck me, I ended up watching it for like hours, and I’m not gonna lie, I wort of liked it. Maybe I’m retarded or something. I’ve watched it like 10 times in the last couple weeks. Fuck me, I suck.

Any how, 21 bikini pics of this hot piece of jail bait after the jump (as a side note, age of consent here in NY is 16, so I could fuck the shit out of her if I felt like it)

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One of the hottest chicks in the world looking super hot as usual. Here she is in her new Victoria’s Secret Bikini ads. Oh if only one of these days she gets all sort of naked, then 2010 can be the year of Candice Swanepoel

26 most super hot pics after the jump

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Oy! look at those boobies! I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to motorboat a chick more in my life. It’s just not even fair the body this chick has on her. I hate Leonardo Di Caprio more and more every day for being able to wake up in the morning and shove it up her butt when ever he wants.

18 more boobalicious pics after the jump

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Yet another batch of new pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini looking hot on the beach. There are 25 pictures after the jump

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Last week I posted a little teaser of 6 pictures from this years Bar Refaeli Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue shoot. Well, this week I’m gonna post the mother load. All of her pictures from the issue, all 45 of the ridiculously hot pictures are after the jump

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Click to find out… pervert

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For the last 4 years I have been saying how hot Brooklyn Decker was on this site, but usually no one listened. Well, now they will. The cover of the Sports Illustrate Swimsuit Issue was announced yesterday, and out of all the hot pieces of ass out there, Brooklyn Decker got it!. Finally. Personally I think she should have gotten the 2007 cover. Her shoot back then was so hot it almost made my dick explode. But it’s nice to see her finally get the pros she deserves.

There are 26 pictures after the jump

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OK, Blake Lively is one of the hottest pieces of ass on earth, and pretty much the only reason I actually watch Gossip Girl. Ok, I take that back, I was talked into watch it and ended up liking it. So sue me. BUT the main reason I liked it was Blake Lively. Now, you would think, firing up the old internets this morning to be met with Blake Lively bikini pictures would be a good thing. Well you would be wrong. These suck. First off, if your a paparazzi and your job is to go around being a douche taking pictures of celebrities, wouldn’t you think they would spend some cash and get a good camera? Fucking christ man, my cell phone takes better quality pictures of these. What were these taken with, a Kodak Fun Saver? And second, what the fuck is the deal with the deck. I hate that deck. I see more wood than I do person. Lazy ass paparazzi, you knew where she was, you knew she was running around in a bikini, and this is the best you can come up with? FOR SHAME!

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Don’t bother asking me who Lorraine Nicholson is because I have no fucking clue. I’d Never heard of her before 5 minutes ago, but what I do know about her is she has an excellent ass on her, and she is pretty cute. These pictures are of her on the set of shooting her new movie Soul Surfer, which I haven’t heard of either. A quick IMDB search tells me she is only 18, she has been in 5 movies, that apparently I have seen all of yet still never heard of her…. and wtf? She is Jack Nicholson daughter? I never even knew he has any kids. Shit a quick wiki search he’s got a bunch of kids. Hmm, you learn something new every day. Anyhow, yeah, pictures and such after the jump

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Yawn, nothing really new to see here. Just aother day, and another set of slutty pictures Olivia Munn posted of herself on her own website. I guess I can’t really complain, despite the fact that this slut is goddamn annoying, and I despise her with the blazing white hot furry of a 1000 suns, I have to admit that she is kinda hot. I guess if given the chance I’d stick it in her a time or two. As long as she didn’t talk, or right after instantly post it on her website.

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It’s not often you manage to find Doutzen Kroes wearing clothes (a fact I am totally not complaining about) but here she is actually covering up her naughty bits for a change… kinda if you can look passed the massive camel toe action. Here she is last week in St. Barth’s where she was doing a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, since as I mentioned the other day apparently they do like 5 shoots a day for no real reason. Although I guess I would be happy if I was an employee, like working the Kraft Service table, or was Miranda Kerr’s butt picker, which is apparently a real job. Sit in tropical islands all days drinking rum, watching half naked, and sometime fully nakes super hot sluts prance around in the water all day. All the while getting paid. That would pretty much be the greatest thing ever.

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The official Miranda Kerr wedgie picker. Hell, I’d even work for free.

Not really much to say here. Just one of the hottest pieces of ass in the world on the beach looking like a hot piece of ass.

20 pictures after the jump

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OK, the good news, is I have a new batch of topless pictures from a celebrity out on the beach. Sounds good right? Well, now the bad part, said celebrity is Donatella Versace. So I warn you before you click. These pictures are not only safe for work, they are also not safe for an erection. After looking at these there is a very good chance your penis will be like ‘Peach out yo!” and file abuse charges on you. Same goes for your eyes. So you have been warned. I’m going to go throw up now

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You know what I like about Alessandra Ambrosio (aside from the fact that she’s retardedly hot)? She enjoys her work. I mean, here she is on her down time after a bikini photo shoot in St. Barth’s, riding a surf board in a bikini. Now, you’d think that after wearing bikinis all day, the last thing she’d want to do on her day off is wear another bikini. Thankfully, Alessandra has no such problems. And speaking of riding surfboards, I wouldn’t mind riding Alessandra Ambrosio like a surfboard… Wait, that doesn’t work.

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Ok, the fact are Penelope Cruz has the head of a horse, the acting skills of an autistic 3rd grader, and a voice that at times makes me wish I was born deaf. But there is no denying that she has one hell of a smoking hot body, still super hot as she is getting up there in age. She’s gotta be around 40 or something now (ok looked it up I was wrong she is only 35). But still she has a sweet as and one of the best pairs of boobies I’ve ever seen. And these pictures are of her in a bikini that barely fits, on the beach with some dude, playing a little bit of grab ass. If given the chance I would gladly grab her ass.

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