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Bad Day for My Childhood

Being that I was in middle school during the late 80s and early 90s, I was just getting into my musical experimentation. I was listening to a little bit of everything, trying to find out what I liked. Also I was a white kid growing up in the suburbs. So obviously like most white kids in the burbs at the time I was listening to a lot of Rap. ALSO being from not exactly a booming metropolis with lots of cool radio stations, my selection of rap was pretty much limited to what I heard on 98PXY (pop music) and MTV. Granted I did have my own inside connections and was also listening to a lot of lesser known, or totally underground stuff, but that is besides the point. So one of the thing that pretty much summed up 5th grade for he was Kris Kross.

I was not really all that shocked this morning to check the news and see that Chris Kelly (Daddy Mac) had dropped dead of a drug over dose. I mean, what the fuck has he done in the last 20 years? Last thing I remember seeing him do was this lame as So So Deaf 20th anniversary special with Da Brat (yeah she is still alive).

What did shock me however what that he OD’s on Coke and Heroin. Coke, ok I can see that (would have suspected crack). But the heroin threw me for a loop. I didn’t even know black people still did heroin. I thought that went out of style with them with Miles Davis.

Lesson learned.

And as far as my musical tastes went, they went to extremes. One of the other bands I listened to in my Youth was Slayer. So I was pretty sad this morning to read that Jeff Hanneman had died as well. He died of liver failure. Nothing about that shocked me.

To to play tribute to both, here are some videos

We are all doomed. This is the generation that will be leading the world in 20 years

I think this just gave me cancer

She must give really good head

Cause she is dumb as shit. The sad thing is, I know a lot of chicks JUST like her.

This explains a lot

Back when this site was all the celebrity stuff, in between the lawsuits, when I was checking stats. Always. FUCKING ALWAYS my highest searched things, and pages with the most hits, were things about Miley Cyrus.

The crazy has made it here.

So unless you have been living under a rock today, you have probably heard about the 4 firefighters who were shot when responding to a house fire.

Yeah, so the fucked up thing? this was like 10 minutes away.

When I got to work this morning there were a bunch of people who were late saying that they couldn’t get down some roads because the roads were blocked. When I got into work at 6:30 we have a bunch of large Tvs around the production floor, and they had the news. As I walked by it was talking about this big fire.

A little later it started talking about dead firemen. A little while after that it started talking about how some crazy piece of shit started shooting the firemen.

It was a little weird having it be local, cause at the same time if was on the local news (and is still on every station) it was also the lead story on the 24 hour news channels. It was strange to see how that works, how the national news basically makes shit up for a few hours.

So basically this piece of shit lit a house on fire, he then waited for the firemen to come. They came, he shot at them, killed 2, and 2 are in the ICU, there was just a press conference on with the Dr. He started shooting, and the firemen were like, fuck this. I’m not sure if they ever even put it out, at of like noon they were like fuck that we’re just going to let it burn out, and it had taken out 4 or 5 houses for far. The worthless pussy who did the shooting also shot himself.

To make matters worse, this is going to ramp up the discussion on gun laws even more than they already have been. This is a discussion that quite frankly, I’m sick of.

Like most hyper-partisan topics, both sides are completely retarded in what they have to say.

When the NRA came out the other day and said that the solution would be MORE guns I nearly shit myself laughing. The fact they should actually say something that stupid actually made me sad that some organization would say it, run this through their higher ups, and then publicly release it. Umm, remember Columbine? they had an armed guard. Are you going to put one at every entrance, in every hallway?

I know a lot of people, especially the gun happy nuts probably went to little tiny schools, but thinking back when i was in High School there were at least 18 different entrances I remember.

So these people who are all smaller government, protect the 2nd amendment, robble robble robble, also want to put armed guards everywhere? You know who else liked to put armed guards everywhere?

The Nazis

Yeah I went there.

Saying the solution to the gun problem is just to give more people guns, is tied for the stupidest thing I have heard on this topic.

The thing it is tied with is the utter bullshit the super liberals want to do. Passing all these ridiculous laws banning this, banning that.

What the fuck do you think that is going to do. when a crazy person has it in their head to go kill a bunch of people, the last thing they are thinking about is the legality of the situation.

People who think creating all sorts of strict guns laws, banning certain types of guns, is all of a sudden going to make things better are equally as out of touch with reality as their gun nut counterparts.

Drugs are illegal. Doesn’t stop people from doing them. Can’t buy cigarettes till you’re 18, doesn’t stop 15 year olds from smoking. and how did that whole prohibition thing go?

Most of these people who go around shooting shit up don’t swing by Wal Mart, buy a bunch of guns and go on a shooting spree. Most of them steal the guns from a family member. A family member who passed the background check and was perfectly lawfully allowed to have said gun, but sucked at storing it. You can’t protect against stupid.

Plus, if these people really have it in their heads that they want to kill a bunch of people, they are going to do it. Be it guns, knives, axes, bombs, molotov cocktail, what the fuck ever.

Crazy is crazy, and there isn’t really any way to expect it, or plan for it.

How about instead of having a retarded conversation about this stuff, we stop glorifying these fucking people. Most of these people have a sort of Billy the Kid syndrome. Their goal is to go out in a blaze of glory. They went through life being the person no one noticed, but now they will go out in spectacular fashion, and everyone will remember their name.

Every time you have some asshole who does some sort of fucked up thing, and the 24 hour news spends 2 weeks talking about it, somewhere there is some equally as crazy asshole sitting in a basement somewhere thinking that could be him, and thinking of ways to one up them.

Never been so glad someone was dead

For the most part, I am a rather cynical person. I generally hate people.

Unless you have been living under a rock, you have no doubt heard about the worthless piece of shit guy in Connecticut that walked in to A FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL and started shooting people.

Look. I hate people. I hate children. I don’t like looking at them, I don’t like being around them, I don’t like hearing about them. the only child I ever liked was myself.

But with that said, I wish I was a religious person so I could believe that there is a special place in hell for this piece of shit.

Adam Lanza. fuck you. I just wish that you hadn’t killed yourself and one of the cops could have put a bullet in your fucking head.

Generally when it comes to big massacre type things, I am totally apathetic, I don’t give a shit. That Batman thing? don’t care. Columbine? don’t care. Virginia Tech? Don’t care. 9/11? Don’t care.

I don’t really give a shit about when adults die. I did most of my good living at 17-21 so if I were to die today, meh, who cares, I lived a good life. In the case of the movie theater, or high schools, don’t care, you’re old enough to either get the fuck out of the way, or stop it. Sort of like that 9/11 plane in PA. I’m not a 9/11 conspiracy theorist or anything, but you can’t tell me that plane was not shot down. A few brown guys with Box Cutters? Are you shitting me? If I’m in a steel tube 30,000 feet in the air, you better bet your ass I’m going to rush that mother fucker. Why not? Get cut a few times? who cares? A hell of a lot better than a fucking plane crash. You can’t tell me on a plane with a couple hundred people there weren’t 20 who would be like fuck this lets jump them?

Anyhow, I got off topic.

Like I was saying, dead adults, don’t care.

But walking into an elementary school and opening fire?

That is just fucked up. These are little kids. These kids probably had no idea what was even happening. They were probably completely confused. They aren’t old enough to realize how fucked up the world is.

All this tells me is that she shooter was a coward, and a pussy.

Fuck him, I’m glad he is dead, and I hope he burns in hell.

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