Sleeping Monkey

I would so penis Kristen Bell

Here Kristen Bell is at the premiere for When in Rome looking super hot. A Movie which is no doubt going to suck donkey balls, but might have a few redeeming moments of her hotness. Kristen Bell is about as close to female perfection that you are going to find. My only complaint is that she is tiny, she is barely 5 foot, so I would probably break her in half. Although on a sad note, she recently got engaged. To Dax fucking Shepard. Yes, the “Go Away, Baitin’” douche bag from Idiocracy. That actually makes me sad just to think about.