Sleeping Monkey

I don’t care what you say, Christina Hendricks is not hot

Ugh, this chick just totally does not do it for me. First off I hate redheads, and secondly she just is not that hot. I don’t get why so many dudes have this wild infatuation with her. She is the ultimate Tits McGee. That’s all she has going for her. Giant boobies. That is all. I’m not a homo, but I’ve never understood why to so many dude if you have huge tits and are under 300lbs you are some sort of hot piece of ass. It’s like they are trying to compensate for something. Like the dudes who say shit like “Who cares what he face looks like, I’m not going to be looking at her face!” Every time I hear some asshole say that I want to punch him in the balls. That’s like saying “I’m not gay, but I really love the taste and feel of a cock in my mouth”. Closet homo butt humpers. Any how, here is Tits McGee at the Director’s Guild Awards the other night doing what she does best. Standing around with big tits looking stupid and ugly.