Sleeping Monkey

Here is Doutzen Kroes in her latest Victoria’s Secret photoshoot, doing what she does best. Which is looking ridiculously hot, all the damn time.

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Here is proof

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There isn’t really much to say here. I know everyone who comes to this site is a pervert. So you know damn well you are going to click the link. On a side note, a few weeks ago I was at home, I was in bed watching TV. I was watching the History Channel which is channel 63, watching a sweet Cities of the Underworld show. But when it was over it went into the non history bullshit with gangs and shit. So I was like, fuck that see what else is on TV. So I was clicking down the stations. But didn’t get far. The batteries in my remote died and I only made it to channel 61, which is the Disney Channel. Hanna Montana was on. And fuck me, I ended up watching it for like hours, and I’m not gonna lie, I wort of liked it. Maybe I’m retarded or something. I’ve watched it like 10 times in the last couple weeks. Fuck me, I suck.

Any how, 21 bikini pics of this hot piece of jail bait after the jump (as a side note, age of consent here in NY is 16, so I could fuck the shit out of her if I felt like it)

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This song is freakin’ awesome

Minka Kelly is not hot, she is flat out cute, and in my eyes, cute is way better than hot. I’m not sure i have ever seen her in anything. I’m pretty sure I haven’t. I don’t know all that much about her, besides her cuteness. I know she dates Derek Jeter, which means that she has herpes. But I think I could deal with a little cock itch, and puss filled discharge if I got a chance to her her cute little ass.

9 more pictures of her cute little ass after the jump

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One of the hottest chicks in the world looking super hot as usual. Here she is in her new Victoria’s Secret Bikini ads. Oh if only one of these days she gets all sort of naked, then 2010 can be the year of Candice Swanepoel

26 most super hot pics after the jump

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Hot English model Lauren Budd

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Dirty dirty little girl. Click below to find out where this is headed….

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Nothing really say class more than showing up to a charity event wearing a see through dress and now bra. So God Bless you Elizabeth Hurley. Ya know for being in her mid 40’s she is still pretty hot, granted not Diane Lane hot, but I would still do her. Plus she has some really nice boobies.

3 semi NSFW pics after the jump

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I have no idea who Lara Stone is, nor do I know what Interview Magazine is. But what I do know is this Lara Stone person has a pretty busted face, but a pretty smoking body, and she is naked in these pictures.

9 NSFW pictures after the jump

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Jesus, you know, usually Playboy shoots are not all that hot, no matter how hot the chick is. But this time, Dear God it’s terrible. When ever they have celebrities as the centerfold, 99% of the time the chicks NEVER show their bush. It’s always bullshit artistic topless shows that show next to nothing, some times barely a nipple, and if there is bush it’s just a tiny bit. Well Lisa Rinna went ll out, full bush shots, legs spread, she went totally porn dirty on this set.

But even still, it’s god awful. Apparently no amount of air brushing can make this chick actually look good. She reminds me of someones mom. She looks like she is about 60. It’s actually boarder line gross.

There are 16 NSFW pics after the jump if you have the stomach for it.

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The song, which is the origin of the name of this site. And since I am in a giving mood, after the jump I’ll post a bunch more video’s from the same 5-23-00 show

SLEEPING MONKEY

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Fuck you, I like this song

Seriously, that thing should be a Nation Treasure, even though I think she is from Australia or something.

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Ukrainian model Sasha Volkova… wait, wtf? she looks black. A Black Russian? is there such a thing?

Any how, 17 pictures after the jump

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Bent over and slutty.

I thought Elle magazine was for like 50 year old housewives and gave tips on how to spruce up their garden, or get stains out of the carpet. If I had known it was filled with hot slutty chicks I would have been peaking in it when I was at the store standing in line for a half hour to pay for my groceries cause all the check out people at Wegmans are retarded.

Any how, 8 more pics after the jump

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I have no idea what in gods name this is from, or even for, but it has Rosie Huntington showing off her boobs. So to that I only have 1 thing to say.

Thank You Jesus

10 NSFW pictures after the jump

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Step #1:

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Oy! look at those boobies! I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to motorboat a chick more in my life. It’s just not even fair the body this chick has on her. I hate Leonardo Di Caprio more and more every day for being able to wake up in the morning and shove it up her butt when ever he wants.

18 more boobalicious pics after the jump

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Sorry kids. Things were a bit weird around here the last week. Had a massive database crash, totally my fault, should not have been fucking around in the first place, then didn’t have time to fix it. But luckily I have been doing daily backups lately, so everything in the database was saved, except the layout, no big deal.

So now everything should be back up and running smoothly. I’ll be changing some thing around this week, but none of the main stuff, odds are most of you won’t even notice the differences.

Anyhow, after this week I’m not sure how often the updates are going to be happening for a bit. I’m changing my work schedule at work, so I’m not sure how that is going to effect thing. On the surface I’d think it would actually help around here, but who knows I’ve been wrong before. But for a little while there I’m going to be too damn exhausted to do much