Sleeping Monkey

I never really gave a shit about Shakira, just never paid attention. But she has been popping up a lot lately for some reason, and I’m just starting to notice that she is kinda hot. But those shoes she is wearing are still butt ugly

This is how pathetic the world has gotten. You now where the following pictures were taken from? If you’re thinking some sort of fashion magazine, or some fetish ballerina website, you would be wrong. These pictures were in the New York Times. Yes, that’s right, the Newspaper of Record for the world. The New York Fucking Times. Apparently it was a slow news day and they decided that instead of reporting any real news they wanted to just take up 3 pages worth of the paper with Megan Fox in a slutty ballerina outside spread eagle.

Wow, there is a name from the past. When the hell was the last time anyone heard anything from Claire Danes? For me it has been years. Granted she never really did it for me so I never actively sought her out. But none the less, she must have been in hiding for the last few years. Anyhow here she is at the premiere of some movie she might even be in, and her shirt is all sorts of see through.

Ah, it’s that time of the year, when there is that one magical day when all seems to be right with the world. Of Course I’m talking about the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. Here are some of the pictures from it.

Miranda Kerr

Marisa Miller

Doutzen Kroes

Don’t worry, that’s not all there is. There are a bunch more pictures after the jump

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I’ve never actually watched Friday Night Flights. A Show about high school football just doesn’t do it for me, it makes me want to punch a baby or something. I’ve said it before, unless you are playing, coaching, or the parent of a player, people fascination with High School and College football is fucking creepy. Professional level? Sure have at it. But watching a bunch of kids you have no affiliation with? Creepy. I’d wager that if I was to show up at the 8th grade girls swim team practice and just sat there watching them people would have a problem with that. Because it’s creepy. But anyhow, besides that, Minka Kelly is pretty damn hot. It’s too bad she doesn’t go out more often because it’s hard to find pictures of her doing anything.

The sad part about these pictures is that, yes, that is Derek Jeter she is with. It’s not sad that she is with him because he is an asshole, it’s sad because he is like Typhoid Mary spreading herpes to everyone in Hollywood. Seriously, it’s getting out of hand.

Seriously, how pathetic is that? And that herpes tree is over 2 years old. cocksucker. Anyhow, here are some pictures of Minka on the beach with herpes boy.

I support this idea. One thing the world needs in these touch times is more pictures of Miranda Kerr’s boobs. The NSFW version of the picture is after the jump

NSFW pic after the jump

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Jesus Christ, Bai Ling can not seem to go ANYWHERE with out having a nipple pop out of whatever slutbag outfit she is wearing. This is seriously like the 35th nipslip from her this year. At this point it’s starting to get annoying, and suspicious. It’s like her trademark to keep ner name out there. Hell, it’s the only time I ever post something about her, so there is a good chance these things are planned. The greatest park about this one?

It was at a charity event for a goddamn children’s hospital. Classy.

super hot naked chick

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I don’t really have anything witty or profound to say, just that this chick is super fucking hot. That is all

Fucking Christ man! this might be the least hot I have ever seen a hot chick in my life. Not only is she dressed like a low level whore, but could she possibly put on more makeup? She looks like some sort of coked out erotic clown. Eww, not hot at all.

I was watching this 100 Greatest 1 hit wonders of the 80’s on VH1 earlier. There was pretty much nothing exciting about it. Dexies Midnight Runners was #1. But the thing that totally caught me off guard was that Matthew Wilder, singer of “Break my Stride” was actually a little white guy with a Jew Fro. I always thought the dude was black. Sort of like Rick Astley, it wasn’t till a few years ago I found out he was white. But I should have known about Wilder. Break My Stride is one of my favorite songs of all time. Easily in my personal top 20

Well, I guess I give her credit for actually wearing underware, better than most of the other sluts around town

I’m not really sure why there are people who think that Paris Hilton is hot. She doesn’t have that great of a body, she has a but ugly face, and is borderline retarded. And I think just by posting these pictures I contracted herpes

What would the day be without a post make up of some hot model I’ve never heard of. This time is it Petra Kvapilova, who’s actually not Brazilian, she is Czech. But damn hot.

God this chick just drips hotness. She is pretty close to absolute perfection. Here she is in her photoshoot for Passionata’s Spring-Summer 2010 campaign.

Hmm, this is relevant to my interests. So there is apparently a Carmen Electra Sextape. A LESBIAN sextape. But this whole thing seems a bit weird. There doesn’t seem to be any real nudity in it, and Carmen Electra is never one to shy away from getting naked. I’m sort of thinking this is some sort of viral video publicity stunt. I’m not sure what she would need the publicity for, it’s not lie she really does a whole hell of a lot. She does have a new movie Oy Vey! My Son Is Gay!!. But I don’t think any sort of publicity is going to result in that movie making any money

Well there is no denying that PETA are a bunch of retards. But the do one thing well, and that is getting hot chicks to get naked for them. So I guess that’s good, but they can still go burn in hell. NSFW pictures after the jump

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God this chick is hot. Most of you probably have no idea who she is. She is the other chick from High School Musical, the one who didn’t take naked pictures of herself.

She is so damn hot, that even with no make up, looking hung over and beat to shit, probably after a long night of railing lines, and blowing dudes, with no sleep, she STILL looks hot while going through airport security. And here I was thinking I was the only retard who always travels with their own pillow (laying on a hotel pillow is fucking gross, you know that she wasn’t changed before you got there, and I have done some terrible things to hotel beds and pillows before I checked out)

Not really sure what Kristin Cavallari is doing here. Going shopping, going out to lunch, whatever, doesn’t mater. My order still stands that any new pictures I get of her (like Blake Lively) get posted ASAP no matter what. So here they are. My one complaint is goddamn it paparazzi, your job is to photograph celebs as slutty as possible. And when they have a prime chance with a hot celeb walking buy in skin tight pants, they NEVER seem to take a picture of the ass. No one cares what their face looks like dammit!